Thursday, November 16, 2017

2 Kinds Of People 2 Consider Giving “Limericks of Doom II” 2 This Holiday Season

Those you like, send word via Ben
Of our years left—perhaps only ten!
And those whom you don’t,
Send this and you won’t
Hear from them ever again.

Friday, September 22, 2017

On What’s Been Happening Lately

Wouldn’t it be weird as shit
If we finally had to admit
That we didn’t go cuckoo
From mishaps like Fuku,
But this time it really is it?

Friday, July 7, 2017


I felt listless and down—didn’t know
Just what was the problem, although
The cause was uncloaked
The next time I smoked:
My cannabis level was low!

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Too Alienated from Nature?

The conclusion that some people draw  
Is we’ve drifted from natural law;
But doom cognoscenti
See nature aplenty,
Red in both tooth and in claw.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Those Who Don’t Learn History

Those who don’t study about
How Nazis develop their clout
Are now doomed to repeat—
With a front row seat—
What they didn’t already find out.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Fuckity Fuck

Fuckity fuckity fuck— 
Fuckity fuckity fuck;
Fuckity fuck,
Fuckity fuck:
Fuckity fuckity fuck!

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Sgt. Pepper

It was fifty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play;
And though I am biased,
I think that’s the highest
We got till we all went away.